"The Big Announcement"Each woman clearly wants more time and attention from their shared shaggy-haired he-man, but in this first episode Kody's mind is elsewhere -- on the "big announcement" the show keeps teasing and the family keeps alluding to.
When it comes it's a doozy, revealed during a family pow-wow: Kody's been seeing a new woman, Robyn. "I feel like we should invite Robyn into our family....She has not consented and I have not asked," he tells the kids, many of whom look uneasy but are clearly expected to react to the news with good Fundamentalist Mormon joy.
Rockin Robyn, Nest ShakerWe learn that Robyn is 30 years old, divorced with three kids, and raised in the faith. One complication: she lives four hours away. A slender brunette, she's physically far different than Kody's other wives and that may be why he's interested in making her his fourth Mrs. Brown.
We follow him during one of his long-distance dates and when he arrives at her doorstep, he seems almost giddy in his feelings for her. No bear hugs or love pats here. Their fingers intertwine as they dine at a restaurant by candlelight. He's behaving like a lovestruck teenager, and he's a little too old (and a little too married) to be acting this way.
How the sister wives handle this turn of events is the theme of this season's show. Kody's trips to see Robyn take time away from his current wives. That fact doesn't sit well with them although they put a brave face on it.
If Daddy Ain't Happy...In fact, maintaining Kody's good cheer seems to be the number one priority of the sister wives, as it determines the health and well-being of the entire family. If Daddy ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
Meri notes that bad moods in one relationship carry into the others. "When he gets ornery with another one he gets weird with me," she says, explaining that it impacts the sexual nature of their relationship.
Christine too seems to have learned to tamp down her desire and her jealousy. To her, polygamy requires more than simple physical attraction to the man; it must include emotional attraction to the sister wives as well. As she sees it, problems arise in "situations when the girl comes in wanting the husband, and that rips a family apart."
And she puts a polygamist spin on an old idea about how to save a marriage. In single marriages, if there's trouble and a wife wants to keep it intact, she'll often resort to having a baby; but in 'plig' (slang for polygamist) marriages, she believes "If you have two wives and you're having a problem, marry a third." For Christine, avoiding conflict is the priority. "I only wanted to be a third wife, not the first or the second...because it sounded the easiest," she admits.
There's one heartbreaking twist to Christine's story. As the series opens, she's very pregnant with Kody's 13th child and has already named it Truely Grace. (Now how is this acceptable that he's involved with another woman while his third wife is pregnant? Could he not keep it in his pants until after the baby is born?)
Janelle, the only wife to figuratively wear any pants in the family, doesn't say much about the Robyn affair other than to deliver this bon mot: "When Kody first told me, I had a spiritual witness...that this person was special."
Is It Cheating if It's Polygamy?The first episode raises more questions than it answers. How did Kody meet Robyn if she lives so far away? With no explanation, we're left to speculate. Was it online? Did they connect through some sort of Fundamentalist Mormon Match.com? (Why doesn't anyone call this "cheating" or is it okay if the cheater ends up marrying the cheatee?)
How is Robyn is divorced? Can wives of polygamists divorce their husbands, and on what grounds if cheating is not an issue? When a polygamist decides he's going to start "seeing" another woman, isn't that technically cheating? Does he have to say, "Oh, honey, I'm shopping around for another wife, but don't worry -- you get final say before she comes home to live with us?" The first episode did not make clear whether Kody's sister wives have any say in his decision.
Why did Kody marry three women before having children? That makes him seem less interested in starting a family and more interested in establishing a harem and hooking up with multiple partners under the guise of "faith" and "marriage."
Why can't Fundamentalist Mormon women have multiple husbands? Why don't we ever see that?
Worth Watching OnceWould I watch the show again? Probably not, although it's interesting to see how energetically these women push the fantasy of a happy polygamist family. One admits that she wants her own children to have freedom of choice in marrying, whether they are with 'single' guys or 'pligs.'
In the end, it's unsettling that TLC -- once an acronym for "The Learning Channel" -- chose to build a show around what's essentially an illegal practice. Depicting polygamy in a fictionalized series such as HBO's Big Love is one thing. Filming a real-life polygamist family whose goal is to get us to "think differently about marriage" is another.
Sister Wives makes gay marriage look tame in comparison, and shows us what polygamy is truly about. Not procreating in the name of God and bearing children to further the faith, but getting it on with as many women as a man can get away with -- the younger, prettier and thinner, the better. This doesn't benefit women but instead puts power in the hands of the polygamist. It maintains the status quo and says to women that if they don't satisfy their husbands, the men will go elsewhere...and with God's blessing, no less.
Accepting this practice isn't religious tolerance. It's condoning behavior that's antiethical to nearly every faith that sees the sanctity of a committed relationship as existing between two people. And when that commitment is violated -- in Sister Wives and throughout society -- women typically get the short end of the stick.